ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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