shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
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