Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
The feeling are messing with the penis
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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