is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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