Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
whose ass print is on the piano?
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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