If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
I party with great urgency now.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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