PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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