i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
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