Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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