You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
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