so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
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