I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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