He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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