the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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