IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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