: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
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