i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
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