Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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