Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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