suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
you made out with another girl for some wings
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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