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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
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