Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
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