Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Apparently you make a good broom.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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