brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
