Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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