after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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