are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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