I hope mine doesn't look like that
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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