So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
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