Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
this boner is exhausting
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
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