And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
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