I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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