he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Tornado booty call.. dedication
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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