It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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