Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
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