I'll bet she douches with gravy.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
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