Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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