Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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