I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
Randomize
