I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Dignity is for republicans.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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