she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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