That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Actions speak louder than pants.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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