You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
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