Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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