did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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