: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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