Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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