Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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