Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
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