she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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