lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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