I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
this will be a night to untag.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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