You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
You are a genius and a whore.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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