My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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